She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde; "ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class. The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
One of them said "Yesterday I slept with two Brazilian guys!" Why can't a blonde dial 911? Blonde lady: Oh doc, i swallowed an ice cube ', Blonde at the Dry Cleaners the librarian says, “excuse me, but this is a library!”, She kept throwing in the garbage all those defective m&m's with a "w".
She fell out of the tree.
A police officer asked her what happened. He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear. A blonde was driving on the way to disneyland. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
The redhead says "why don't you give him head and shoulders." I'm a genius!"
In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. " . When her husband got home, he asked, 'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' A blonde tried killing herself. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" A thought. Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream. He answers "Yes but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair and I just wet mine. The first blonde said, "Those are bear tracks! "He must be half a mile away by now". "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?". She manages to escape. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' 18. Police found six bullet holes in her mirror. "What for?" The second says to the first "hurry up! ", A blonde walks into a library and orders a burger and fries Doctor: Ah okay, anything wrong? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner. The blonde thanks her and hangs up the phone.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. Two blondes are in a dog park "Thank you" said the assistant "come again" When I touch my head, ouch! She can't find the eleven. The blonde replies "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. She snaps back,"Ok,acquire a church singing group.
Have you seen all jokes? There's this blonde. A blonde decided to paint a room. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!" CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 Because it said 'concentrate'.
She threw it off a cliff.
I try to steal jokes but I never get the punchline quite right The man didn't hear too well and asked, "Come again"? A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. You'd think one of them would've seen it. A blonde girl manages to break her door and takes it to a carpenter to get it fixed ", A blonde is putting together a puzzle. Why did the blonde woman show up at the federal penitentiary and ask to have a conjugal visit with Jeffrey Epstein? It said 2-4 years on the box.
She was back home. A blonde, brunette, and redhead are stuck on a deserted island 10 miles from shore.
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. How do you confuse a blonde? "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" “Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband last night?” Look at that poor little dog with one eye!" He answers "Yes but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair and I just wet mine. From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? One of them starts yelling: HELP, HEEEELP The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" On the way out of the door the lady at the counter says come again.
"Get some toilet paper" he said. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. ", The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book.". Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? You keep hearing about them, but never see any. - What do you mean? The man didn't hear too well and asked, "Come again"? "Do you have any kids?" ", A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. " “She’s that blonde chick Reese something?”. What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
"What's a 7-letter word for 'easily perceived or understood' that starts with 'O'?" A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
." The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'.
"I have one child that's just under two." It takes too long to retrain them. Why does the blonde have smudges on the inside of her windshield? He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. Blonde: You are on the other side. What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you?
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He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads', What’s blonde and dead in the closet? She replied, Aim . [Blonde] What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? and says 'good morning' to the elderly attendant and hands him a blouse.
Blonde: "Mom mom!! Share this page on social media! She wanted to make up her mind. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. What do you call a really smart blonde? I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica".
In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. " She blurts out "352!" The average intelligence of both countries goes up. How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A blonde drops her dress off at the dry cleaners. Why do blonde women have bruised belly buttons? There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready .
The redhead makes it 8 before drowning. "It should be, but I can't figure it out. What do u call a blonde that dyed their hair? "I'll take this one," she says proudly. Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on. The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is.". On the way out of the door the lady at the counter says come again.
A blonde woman finds a letter in front of her door that says "DO NOT BEND" Steve then says "NSIT, no stupid it's Thursday".
Anyway, two engineers tied a blonde to a flagpole or something, A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A blonde decided to paint a room. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
It looks like it's going to rain and the top's down!".
", One of them starts yelling: HELP, HEEEELP.
The blonde jokes on this sub need to stop! My blonde girlfriend froze
I asked him "How do you tell them apart?" Blonde: "TOGETHER! The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. How do you know a blonde has been trying to commit suicide?
They're both empty from the neck up.
She sighs and thinks to herself “thank god I’m a leftie!”. A blonde is pregnant.
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. Man: How do I get to the other side? She was back home with her family. And you thought blondes were dumb. The woman on the other end of the phone replies: "Just a minute". the blonde then quietly whispers, “i’m sorry - can i have a burger and fries?”, A blonde was fired from an m&m's factory The lawyer asks the first question. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . The blonde says no, its toothpaste this time. ", She sees her co worker Steve & says "TGIF". A man sees a blonde across the river. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. She asks the clerk, “How much?” How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? A naked blonde doing a cartwheel. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? What's a blondes idea of safe sex?
Blonde: Could you please fix this for me?
The waiter comes by and asks "What are you celebrating?"
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box.". he asked. The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane.
Ever more puzzled the blonde replies "TGIF, thank God it's Friday".
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" A blonde laughs at a joke three times Donut seeds!". Why did the blonde woman have bruises on her belly button?
Artificial Intelligence Enjoyed our short funny blonde jokes? She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. The librarian says "excuse me miss.....this is a library." Returning visitor? She too escapes execution. Why do blondes wear underwear? The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! ", [blonde] A blonde woman and her boyfriend were sitting in the back yard. "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? "It's supposed to be a tiger!"
After a moment’s silence, the first blonde says to the other, “Wow, I think that’s the quickest we’ve ever got to the scene of an accident.”. The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time.".
The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball.
A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian "CAN I GET A BIG MAC FRIES AND A COKE?!!"
So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened.
The third blonde said, "No those are dog tracks!" It didn't come out yet!
Brunette: Boy or girl? How do you confuse a blonde?
So she pulled a U-turn, cried and drove home. When I touch my leg, ouch! Blonde said 4 please. It is not even hard to understand the best blonde jokes but believe me if there is a true blonde near you, she or he might not even get what you are saying. The first blonde starts yelling again: TOGETHER, TOGETHEEEEER, Another blonde joke ", I asked him "How do you tell them apart?". "Six, please. The bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke? To keep their ankles warm.
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other " Which do you think is further away ... Florida or the moon the other blonde says HELOOOOOOO can you see Florida, Two blonde police officers crash their patrol car into a tree... Did you hear about the near‑tragedy at the mall?
Siamese twins. The first blonde said "Those look like deer tracks! Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
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